Have you heard? Hotel heiress, socialite, good for nothing person, Paris Hilton is going to jail for 45 days on MY BIRTHDAY – 5 June!!! I must say that I’m shocked. Can you imagine Paris in jail, orange uniform and all, with her blonde extensions, going “Like, I don’t love it. That’s not hot. Oh my Godddddddddddd.”
Ok, I’m being mean. I do feel kinda sorry for her.
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